Spotted on our neighbourhood email list:
I'm not sure whether this Rabbi is a slave or just unethical, but either way that price seems surprisingly low. Because of his skin colour?
Or perhaps it's a typo... Black-hat Rabbis are a-dime-a-dozen round here.
Either way, maybe the hutch is still available?
Disclaimer: Written in jest. All (ethical) Rabbis are deserving of respect, regardless of skin colour, community affiliation, hashkafa and so on. (Unethical rabbis are a matter for another time)