Recently my wife and I were out at a restaurant.
We asked what teas/infusions/what-have-you they had and she decided to go for green tea.
This is what she got:
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"That's not green tea!", we objected.
"When we say "green tea" here, that's what we mean," we were told. "It's tea, and it's green."
We gave up at that point.
